"I was in the Disney Store with my daughter and I went up to the guy and said, 'Do you have the Pocahontas underpants?' He stops and looks at me. After the longest pause he says, 'I'm sorry, sir, those only come in children's sizes.' "Howie Mandel
"I was always physically insecure. Big feet, too tall, not co-ordinated or together."
Uma Thurman
"You ever notice the fatter you get, the more exercise clothes you wear?"
Colin Quinn
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